You have to wonder what kind of world we live in when satirical news sites are virtually indistinguishable from reality. The fabulous satire site Preoccupied Territory ran an article titled "Abbas Appeals For Calm, More Killing." The article presented Abbas as simultaneously telling his followers that he wants peace and that they should kill as many Jews as possible. But the only satirical aspect of this is that it has him telling two contradictory things to the same people. In reality, he tells two contradictory things to different people.