Operation Edible Squid

Can anyone help the museum with the following transportation missions: 

• A device for making edible kosher squid, from Berlin to the US (or to Israel)

• A suitcase of Noah's Arks, from NY/NJ to Israel

• A Noah's Ark cuckoo clock, from Pittsburgh to anywhere except Pittsburgh

• A special ultraviolet light for making scorpions fluoresce, from the UK to Israel

• A suitcase of Noah's Arks, from Atlanta to Israel 

Thank you!